Thursday, September 24, 2009

Goodbye

I'm going to go ahead and shut this blog down. I've lost interest in it.

I have started a new blog that focuses on only one subject, Hockey goalie masks. Mostly bad goalie masks and the reasons I think they're bad. If this ridiculously narrow subject interests you, please stop by and check it out.


To those of you who followed this blog, thank you. I appreciate your comments and support.

Saturday, September 5, 2009


Forget "Truthers" and "Birthers". This may be the most bugfuck crazy website I've ever seen.


Paul is dead conspiracy theories. Absolutely fascinating.


Sunday, August 23, 2009




I had to add another one, because the last one gave me a hard on. Same place.







Mine.






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Monday, May 25, 2009

Memorial Day

On Memorial Day, it seems everyone focuses on war heroes and those who died in combat. I do hold these people in high esteem and believe the focus on them is appropriate, but there are others who served, and died, in the course of their everyday duties. They may have never seen a battlefield, never heard a shot fired in anger, but they did die in service of their country.

So I'm taking a little time out of my day to remember Scott Rausch. He was a friend of mine, and I served with him on the Coast Guard Cutter Gallatin. We were spending a typically mundane duty day sitting around bullshitting on the rec deck, when we heard a strange sound. One of my shipmates went into the berthing area to investigate and came back out yelling to call an ambulance. When I went in to help, Scott was laying on the deck struggling to breathe. We tried CPR until the ambulance arrived, but despite everyone's best efforts, Scott passed away.

Scott was just a good guy, laid back and a person everyone liked. The way he died was as horrific as any combat death, but so mundane to seem like a sick cosmic joke. What happened to him? As best as they could figure it out he was coming out of the bathroom when he either tripped or slipped and cracked his skull on the edge of a locker. He suffocated to death on his own blood and fluids. I was one of the honor guard for his memorial service, the only time I ever wore my full dress uniform.

So let's take a minute to remember everyone who served and lost their lives. Whether they fell in combat or to a slippery deck and a locker, they all deserve our gratitude.

(I didn't go back and edit this, so if it's poorly written, sorry. I just wanted to get these thoughts posted.)



Monday, May 18, 2009

Hermann Loves Pauline

One of my favorite songs by my favorite band, Super Furry Animals. Yes, the laziest thing a blogger can do is post videos. I am not above this. It's content and maybe you'll like it, so big deal. This is a great song and if you don't like it, you're dead to me.




"Marie Curie was Polish born, but French bred".

'Til The End Of The Day

A lesser known Kinks song (for the average listener), but one of my favorites. If you don't like this, you're dead to me.




Tradition

My Dad (on the right), splicing a mooring line . He served in the Coast Guard 1952-56. After he got out he went to Cal Poly Pomona and became a very respected Landscape Architect.


His son (me) in the Coast Guard in 1988. I left the Coast Guard in 1990 and after knocking around a bit, I became a Graphic Designer. At 40 I became a sailor again, the only job I ever loved. Working in the Maritime Industry is a bit of a tradition in my family. Besides me and my Father, my Grandfather worked on tugs on the Ohio River. And my Grandmother's brother died in 1938 while working on tugs and barges on the Mississippi River.

I love being a sailor. I love being in a profession that has traditions that go back to the dawn of history.I've made some mistakes in my life (regrets, I've had a few/but then again, too few to mention), but I'll never regret becoming a sailor again.


The Mermaid In My Sink


(This is a bottle opener that I bought on Orcas Island a few years back. I tossed it in the sink to give it a rinse and this is how it landed.)


Saturday, May 16, 2009

Sorry

I want to apologize to my legion of fan. Obviously I haven't updated this blog in about two months, and for that I am sincerely sorry. But I am a sailor and I spend long months at sea. OK, I'm unemployed right now and I've been distracted by other things. I know what you're thinking (I really do, and you're a bunch of creeps), you're thinking "how hard could it be to throw some random dumb shit up on a blog? We have a chuckle and move on to the next random dumb shit blog"? Well, I would respond by saying...well...

OK! It's not hard at all! Don't judge me! Even though I'm sure I've lost the small amount of people that were checking out this blog regularly, I am newly inspired and will once again become the 119th blog they check out when they've exhausted the blogs they actually enjoy.


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Strippers!

When I started this, I had some pretty specific ideas about what I wanted to do here. But it seems to be devolving into a "hey, look at this funny comic panel" thing. There's nothing wrong with that, but it's coming from laziness. And there are others who do it so much better.

I mentioned in another post that I wanted to get a scanner, so I could post some of my own random, dumb stuff. Well I finally got a scanner and random, dumb stuff begins today.

Ladies and Gentlemen, for you edification I give you Strippers Postcard!




I Googled "The Losers Club La Cienega" and found the below video. A commenter says the first half was filmed at The Losers Club on La Cienega. Same place? Who knows, but I like to think so.



Thursday, March 19, 2009

Cracked King Kong



I came across this image today. It really struck a chord because I absolutely loved this artwork when I was about 10 years old. It's got to be John Severin, right? As much as I revere Kirby and Ditko, John Severin was my favorite comic book artist when I was a kid, and the only one that I looked for by name. I would buy anything with his name on it, especially war comics.

Of course I loved King Kong too, so that made this centerfold from Cracked especially great to me.

Update: I just realized it was signed "Severin". I still think his work is great!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Ditko



Well...just because.


Kirby 2001



Just because.


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Kill!



All of these great Hot Rod/Drag Racing ads are coming from Beware, There's A Crosseyed Cyclops In My Basement.

Rat Fink!









I had a friend named R.K. (Rik) Sloane back in Albuquerque. He was one of the many artists that Ed "Big Daddy" Roth commissioned to draw Rat Fink for him. I was supposed to meet Big Daddy at Rik's house one day but, alas, it was not to be. I had to deal with a family hassle and couldn't make it. I did talk to one of Ed Roth's sons at a car show and he was a really nice guy.

Somewhere I have a rat trap with a Rat Fink on it that Rik drew. If I ever find it again, I'll get it posted here. Oh yeah, belated R.I.P Rik. I'll always remember the great times I spent in that wonderfully creepy house of yours.


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